the jumps just kill the game

OH I HAVE AN IDEA LETS MAKE A PRETENCIOUS SHITTY GAME WITH FUCKING RETARDED JUMP MECHANICS FFFFFFUCK

Wow...makes me want to tear my eyes and my ears off. I can't imaginehow any game developer could think that someone wants to hear a heart beating endlessly. Must be the same kind of person who makes annoying commercials were ssomeone crunches loudly. Well, I refuse to buy any product with someone who crunches in my ear and I refuse to play this game more than the 2 levels. And gee...could you make the writing a little MORE faint?

Yeah this game is actually pretty terrible, I was like yay a new indie game and I was so utterly disappointing. It`s like the creator did not even try. If be did, good try, but better luck next time.

some instructions would be VERY nice. How in the world do you run?