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Pandemonica-The Sadistic Demon's picture
Joined: 28/06/2021

Forget all that for a damn second. Let's talk about a raise.

Average Californian Man's picture
Joined: 10/05/2022

commuism be like

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

Okay, give me a reason then! Because I'm personally not seeing any!

Pandemonica-The Sadistic Demon's picture
Joined: 28/06/2021

I've done nothing but bust my ass working for Hell's Customer Service for centuries. I think it's safe to say I've earned a raise.

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

And I think it's safe to say you have not! You have done a merely adequate job - and besides, I consider your work experience to have been reset when your little change of management occurred! 

Pandemonica-The Sadistic Demon's picture
Joined: 28/06/2021

Adequate? Adequate?! The almost 10 stars I've consistently gotten throughout my time here and it's been merely adequate?! You are insane. And reset or not, I've have done everything I can to be the best customer service representative I can for you! What in the Hell are you talking about?

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

If you wanted a raise, you would've gotten nothing but tens! Clearly, you're simply not putting in the sufficient legwork!

Pandemonica-The Sadistic Demon's picture
Joined: 28/06/2021

I can't please everyone now can I? You of all people should know that. But I do my damnedest to try, and you see the results. 

Pandemonica-The Sadistic Demon's picture
Joined: 28/06/2021

Therefore, I deserve a raise.

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

Or what?

Pandemonica-The Sadistic Demon's picture
Joined: 28/06/2021

You know what I've done to you in my torture chamber for research purposes. Maybe it's time to run a couple of tests again.

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

Well you seem to be forgetting one very minor, teensy little itsy bitsy detail, that comes into play now, that I'm the one and only Supreme Ruler of Hell...

I OWN YOU!

And you aren't going to do SHIT without my! Explicit! approval!

Pandemonica-The Sadistic Demon's picture
Joined: 28/06/2021

If I have to make the Supreme Ruler of Hell my bitch temporarily to get a pay raise, then I don't give a shit. Now get your ass over here.

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

...bah, okay fine! But this is the last time anything like this happens!

Pandemonica-The Sadistic Demon's picture
Joined: 28/06/2021

Thank you for relying on Hell's Customer Service.

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

At least get it over with relatively quickly. I am a very busy woman, and I can't exactly do my paperwork in a blindfold and handcuffs!

Pandemonica-The Sadistic Demon's picture
Joined: 28/06/2021

Don't worry, I know how to work quickly. 

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

Just get it over with.

Zdrada-The Bitch Demon's picture
Joined: 29/06/2021

Oh shit this is getting fucking good!

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

Zdrada, it seems like your incestuous activities are temporarily canceled for the foreseeable future! It seems like I shall be busy with Pandemonica in the following... days.

Zdrada-The Bitch Demon's picture
Joined: 29/06/2021

Damn. Can I watch?

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

...suuure! In that case, I shall be absolutely sure you aren't engaged in sexual activities with your family members while I am busy, and thus unable to collect data with maximum possible effectiveness!

Zdrada-The Bitch Demon's picture
Joined: 29/06/2021

Aight then.

Zdrada-The Bitch Demon's picture
Joined: 29/06/2021

Nah don't give this bitch a raise! Fuck her!

Loremaster - the Science Demon's picture
Joined: 04/06/2021

It seems I might be forced to do that in a very literal fashion!

Zdrada-The Bitch Demon's picture
Joined: 29/06/2021

And I'm here for that shit.

Zdrada-The Bitch Demon's picture
Joined: 29/06/2021

What you gonna do about that huh?

Pandemonica-The Sadistic Demon's picture
Joined: 28/06/2021

I'm not doing you, that's for sure.

Zdrada-The Bitch Demon's picture
Joined: 29/06/2021

Ugh.

Zdrada-The Bitch Demon's picture
Joined: 29/06/2021

Damn get fucked hard

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